The Guest Book has a horde of other memoryful signatures.

The Gladhand Band offers “Taylor's Cafe,” another blues tune in the same hip-grinding vein.

The ability of a segment of a glass sphere to magnify whatever is placed before it was known around the year 1000, when the spherical segment was called a reading stone, essentially what today we might term a frameless magnifying glass or plain glass paperweight.

As loudmouthed lovermen, these Lil Jon-endorsed ATLiens denigrate women from the window to the wall, generously offering to make nut come out your nose.