Some of the sad, intriguing varieties-of this phenomenon which have been documented in Nigeria include: (i) Illegal exchange of information, written or verbal (for example, by copying or giraffing,' use of drums, flutes and bio-codes such as coughing, sneezing and whistling) to help candidates answer objective questions.

‘So, Sir, you may quarter two life-guardsmen upon him […] .’

Thus we scudded before the wind […] and at nine shipped a sea in the poop, as we in the cabbin were going to supper.

Go to your room!