Elvis country is 'Anywhere there are no Jews and no Italians.'

Kalani Wright, a 24-year old from Mississippi, wanted to have Lipo 360, a procedure that removes fat from all areas of the midsection, and a B.B.L. last year.

It was just one of those things: I spent an hour in traffic and then found that the shop was closed.

Lost by a whale! Young man, come nearer to me: it was devoured, chewed up, crunched by the monstrousest parmacetty that ever chipped a boat!