You can easily extract lead from galena, a natural mineral which has been used in crystal radio receivers.

I, for my part, ask any candid reader if it was not bad enough to be called Broadfoot, without having it aggravated into Stephen Broadfoot? I feel confident I will here get a tear of sympathy from all unhappy Andrews and Peters, and Aarons and Samuels, with a smile of disdainful compassion from thrice-happy Franks and Charleys and Bills.

Not quite fitting the profile, that profile being pre-pubescent teenage girls proudly sporting 'I Love Conor' t-shirts, I walked by the queue of eager 'Mayniacs' on my way to meet up with the man himself.

Oh yes, your lordness. We soon see.