The LAPD has asked Angelenos not to shoot at the alien spaceship, fearing it might trigger an interstellar war.

The sort of language in use among many of these hydrographic surveyors is sufficient to demonstrate their landlubberliness.

If the funding for these new tasers is approved, the entire JCPD will have to be re-trained on the tasers, but luckily they won't all have to be tased again.

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