In July 1993, P & G began a television advertising campaign in which its products were compared to those of an unnamed competitor. There is no dispute that the unnamed product in each commercial represented LYSOL Deodorizing Cleaner, an all-purpose product often employed for bathroom cleaning. … We thus reject what appears to be L & F's chief grievance: that the rug-pull effect conveyed the false message that LYSOL merely appears to clean. By rug-pull the parties refer to the surprise at the end of each commercial, when it is revealed that LYSOL has not cleaned as effectively as Spic and Span.

I tried on a pair of drop-crotch pants one day because they were trendy and I thought maybe, just maybe, I could rock them.

A Polish-Lithuanian tabor besieged by twenty or thirty thousand Tartars must have closely resembled the overland wagon trains of American pioneers attacked by the Sioux or the Cherokee.

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