Real hep, my people. Fustering mother. Meddling sisters

To line up to make the kick, the kicker places his plant foot so that the instep of the foot is next to the placement spot, and he places his kicking foot directly behind the placement spot.

Linda lives next door and is dead mumsy, even though she's no one's mum, 'cos she cooks my tea sometimes and lets me watch EastEnders on her massive plasma TV, even though she says I should 'stay true to my Northern Roots' and watch Corrie.

So should I EMULATE your GREAT native pukistani culture and start TRAINING TERRORISTS to sneak into pukistan and kill your fellow nationals ?