Chalk up another frozen pizza Choke up another thousand Marlboros Anything goes for them ordinary Joes They'll cut off your face to spite your nose

The result still leaves Wales bottom of the group but in better heart for Tuesday night's trip to face England at Wembley, who are now outright leaders after their 3-0 win in Bulgaria.

The smoking of dried scrapings from the inner portion of banana peel (bananadine or mellow yellow) has received the most national publicity.

The brow is without the frontal overhang found in adult pithecanthropoids, but though there is no supra-orbital ridge, there is marked post-orbital constriction.