'It's a local fish - tastes just like barracuda,' said Leo from behind the bar as we dug into platteland-size plates of fish. A bunch of boitjies stood resting their boeps against the counter and talking about fish size and breast size.

The sandpaper strips off the old green paint, but it gunks up quickly.

It looks like a pile of leaves, but the Kimberley death adder can deliver a bite which could result in paralysis and death.

I shift in my seat trying to get comfortable refusing to believe that my dick is in full chub mode right now because of the girl whose pigtails I used to pull to try to drive her crazy when she was younger.