This Biscuitoid Cosmocide may sound like a particularly egregious case of nihilistically bad manners, but it is our only hope. Once the universe is nipped in the bud it will be impossible for the BisQuit to occur, thus saving the universe: By preemptively destroying reality the destruction of reality is itself destroyed, allowing the universe to continue to exist!
THE NHS is facing calls to clamp down on the so-called health tourism sham which sees foreigners land in Britain to abuse our free health service and return home leaving UK taxpayers to foot the bill.
The Fairy had provided King Giglio with a suit of armour, which was not only embroidered all over with jewels, and blinding to your eyes to look at, but was water-proof, gun-proof, and sword-proof […]
Coordinate term: wind down (the only sense in which wind up and wind down can be nearly or wholly synonymous, via alternative metaphors)