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Dung beetles dived into delicious organic cowpats left by longhorn cattle that hadn’t been fed wormers and parasiticides

The important thing was where you do it, not what you do (as the actress said to the bishop)

She sat with a Mona Lisan smile, purring inaudibly and savoring the spicy future that had opened for them.