Something about having to call her boo because he was getting off work and he likes to talk to her for at least half of his commute home.

Jimmy's mother was concerned that he might have fallen in with the wrong crowd.

Our great hive minds can instantly read their feeble mental projections from even this distance.

Then there's the semantic argument of smofdom. Ailsa, by discussing the nature of fandom, is smoffing. By smoffing, she risks becoming a smof. In fact, the more she discusses the nature of fandom, and who is or isn't a smof, the more likely she is to become one.