And there really are a lot of people willing to pay cash (or at least Bitcoins, which are easily converted into cash) for dogecoins.

And yet by the way, as one sometime demanded of one of his complices, How it came to pass, that they, who take upon them by the Stars, to tel everie draggle-tail’d Girl that comes to them to enquire after a Silver Spoon lost, what was become of it, and which way it was gone; yet could not by their star-skil foresee and foretel the Scotch Kings defeat at Worcester […]

Generally, Whether there be … any that stubbornly refuse to conform themselves to unity and good religion: any that bruiteth abroad rumours of the alteration of the same, or otherwise that disturbeth good orders, and the quietnes of Christs Church and Christian congregation.

Fâ-hien kept his retreat on board the ship. They took a course to the north-east, intending to fetch Kwang-chow.