I was honored to caddy for Tiger Woods at a charity golf game.

When a 50ish woman at my Y learned that I was about to turn 80, she exclaimed, “80 is the new 60, and you set a great example for the rest of us!”

Horatio ſaies tis but our fantaſie, And will not let beliefe take holde of him,

He climbs on top of his frilly-camisoled patient for easy access to administer necessary medical attention.