The ships most likely to be attacked are those which feature a male/female pairing such as Sherlolly, Adlock (Irene Adler/Sherlock), and Warstan (John Watson/Mary Morstan), […]

In pretious cloths his leg the chieftain ties, / Naught could the man from blood and fight debar.

I wasn't sure what would fit you. How's the chestbag?

The presence of such a malignant cultural factor in even the smallest significant numbers can only lessen us.... The Senate believes that its job is to impose this Mexifornication upon us all