Again, whereas men affirm they perceive an addition of ponderosity in dead bodies, comparing them usually unto blocks and stones, whensoever they lift or carry them; this accessional preponderancy is rather in appearance than reality.

But I am up, hobbling around, taking hefty doses of ibuprofen, good ol' vitamin I.

Unable to convince people he wasn't totally nutballs, while simultaneously being totally nutballs, Tugwell resigned from his position in FDR's administration.

“Hannah! Hannah!” exclaimed her mother; “I told you not to go near that tree! Get your flowers quick, if you must get them, and come away.” Hannah went on gathering the flowers at her leisure. “You will certainly get stung,” said her mother.