The life of crime just pulls you in, says Gnineerg, you think it's just one cheese stick then then [sic] you're dealing three or four bags of tendies a day. It's a dark road.

You judas, you cow-handed poltroon, we thought you were a stallion.

A world writable file or two later, and a customer has been trojan-horsed.

The divisions overlap at some points, like Soldotna and Anchor Point -- blue shirts handling criminal and traffic complaints, brown shirts sticking to more mission-related issues -- but in Cordova the wildlife troopers cover all law enforcement that falls under the state's jurisdiction. Cloward oversees a few brown shirts, and the motherly Dixie Lambert, who runs the office, handles dispatch and generally keeps the rest of the staff in line.