One Brooklyn military company has a “tiger” composed of a provincial expression borrowed from the farmers. When drawled out by a hundred throats the phrase I-wanter-know! always produces a laugh.

"I was borned over there on yon side that there flat-topped mountain, nigh the mouth of Red Creek.

When Paddy married and settled down in Dungloe he found the reason for the unpayableness of the debt.

Some years ago when I concocted the word futurism (it was a Spring night in Paris), I should have balanced it with pasteurism, which process I now suggest as a sociological relief from mountebanks, utilitarians, egotistical snobs of progress, press phobians, news delirians and loquacious neurasthenics suffering from various forms of auto suggestion.