MOOJ: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty Sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot Karl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.

ANDY: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--

MOOJ: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the teabagging—

ANDY: Mooj, just please stop.