the gallant Proffers only of attemptive Spirits

The problem was that this young man, like many young people who grew up in the MTV generation, had developed only a very short attention span.

In most of the grand Articles, these slow-paced Societies afford us but little Comfort; and return Ignoramus upon many an Enquiry: whilst a Blacksmith will easily show you the Philosopher's Stone ; every Apothecary help us to a Panacæa ; every Watchmaker to the perpetual Motion ; and every Pilot to the Longitude.

The American Brogressive has found his next target, one who will presumably be saved from herself, along with everyone else, by learning to obey him.