If you are such a frustrated maple sugarer, I have a solution to offer whereby you can sugar this spring with no physical effort...

Weave a circle round him thrice, / And close your eyes with holy dread: / For he on honey-dew hath fed, / And drank the milk of Paradise.

The intemperature of the braine is the cause of al this (as phisitions affirme) which maketh all the officiall, and functiue parts full of heauines and indisposition, and so through this hebetude (to vse their terme) vnapt to keepe in minde any thing.

The guppie (gay urban professional) with a partner and a Porsche was replacing the free love advocate with a placard and a toke.