How did Playboy happen to' aspire toward pimpdom's lush heights? Well, therein hung a tale. He admitted he hadn't always been big time.

A swarthy boy opened a book and propped it nimbly under the breastwork of his satchel. He recited jerks of verse with odd glances at the text:

The worship of phalluses which is another frequently-met feature of early religions leaves the superficial modern observer equally aghast on account of its fantasticity when he is not overwhelmed by its indecency.

[F]or unloading in the barn, the hoisting fork is a great saving of time and elbow juice.