A lover may bestride the gossamer That idles in the wanton summer air, And yet not fall; so light is vanity.

It is through the voice-over (fully bilingual, because, as the narrator announces, this will be an “f...ing Canadian film”) that the narrator demonstrates both the positive and the negative aspects of the two-tongued individual.

the long-drawn aisle and fretted vault

Thrice happy you! who are not driven to such Apician luxuries