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Bulbophiles definitely should consider experimenting with this unique approach to groundcover under their bulbous plants.

Can you reach my shitoris with your tongue, Chuck?

He just goes up to her and asks (as an icebreaker), Do you like peanut butter? No matter what the response, his next line is, Do you wanna fu*k? Yes, crude. It seems to work amazingly well, though.