My wife and I have asked a crowd of craps To come and waste their time and ours: perhaps You'd care to join us? In a pig's arse, friend.

In fact, our results show the death rate was reduced in AES-1M assays compared to AES-1R, despite a lack of pyomelanin in both isogens.

He's a prodigious bird watcher and a genius chess player. That's why he's graciously invited us to stay at his villa—so that we admire him and applaud every time he farts.

Earlier police used a cherry picker to clear protesters perched on a wooden structure built to block the road at Oxford Circus.