It evidently surpassed his majesty’s comprehension how any sober-minded and sensible individual could entertain the least possible objection to so beautifying an operation [i.e. being tattooed].

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife.

When marching at ease, you must march in orderly ranks in silence, but you need not keep step or march at attention.

It was then that they decided to found a society of didgeridoo-playing unicyclists.