His meteoric rise from ironic gigachad to actual gigachad is a huge story in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, but he just one-upped his own reputation. In an RMR match against Ecstatic, HooXi scored an insane HLTV rating of 2.21.

Sir Leicester Dedlock, Baronet, it's for you to consider whether or not to buy this up. I should recommend, on the whole, it's being bought up myself; and I think it may be bought pretty cheap.

Samir had been toying with me. Wiping my own floor with me, if I was honest. I didn't want to be honest. I wanted to commit some serious murderating for real.

Of the three bedrooms, two have fireplaces, and all are of fair size, with windows and bedsite well placed.