Patient: ...too much is bad for you. Doctor: Well of course too much is bad for you, that's what too much means, you blithering twat. If you had too much water, it would be bad for you, wouldn't it? Too much precisely means that quantity which is excessive, that's what it means. Could you ever say too much water is good for you? I mean if it's too much it's too much. Too much of anything is too much. Obviously. Jesus.

The wretch had the pernicious habit of writing in Milanese dialect. He was doubly wretchful when he took the liberty of giving birth to parodies of the Divine Comedy.

I'm in danger of losing my mind , listening to Larry blow on that moosecall. I'm sorry I ever let him have it. He is my nephew, by the way.

We are not cute. The ones who always say, 'Ooh, they're sooo cuuute,' wouldn't like us if they knew us.