Did Stephen King write PMP?? There was mysteriously no writing credit given on this episode and it was kind of Stephen Kingish in quality. And I had heard the rumor a couple years ago that he wanted to write an episode.

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Now, to recap ... ach, you don't need a recap: winning team disqualified; cheaty accountant spoiled play; runner-up team promoted to winning team.

I am convinced that for [t]his purpose the best way would be to disregard classical Latin entirely, to use neither Cornelius Nepos, nor Eutropius, nor Cæsar, nor any delectus from them, but to use the Latin Bible, the Vulgate.