Forth rusheth Sathan by and by, and of a gnatte maketh more then an Elephant of India, and of a very litle geometriall point, draweth forth an infinite Sphere: so ingenious, & nimble witted is Dame Slaunder.

Why give you peace to this untemperate beast / That hath so long transgress'd you?

Until you are sure that this girl has a genuine interest and might be compatible, no dates or gifts. Why should you be the one who feeds every straggler in your town? It's time to break away from these byzantine patterns of square behavior. It's time right now to break away from all those years of bad programming. You're a simp because your family made you that way.

This is then followed by the Olympic movement's own quasi-traditional rituals, such as torches, flag changes and flag troopings, anthems, team parades, opening declarations, the taking of oaths […]