For starters, you can't talk to black people like you're a redneck cowboy. We hate redneck cowboys.

I need to do something to Singaporize him. Maybe I'll blog about the instant Roti Prata that I usually eat at home.

The sooner the average boobus Americanus figures out that the problems that ail him aren't a product of and won't be solved by political partisanship, the sooner he'll stop being a boobus Americanus. The thought for the day: ideology ain't thought.

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