...a more confrontational shot: Carry in battle dress, threatening the photographer with hatchetation.

Wanters, abounders, March, in gay mixture, Men, my surrounders! I am the fixture.

To the long list of everyday afflictions that includes dry, itchy skin and restless leg syndrome, add another: speech disfluency.

“I don't want sucky sucky, I just want a massage. It's okay if she doesn't know how to give a massage, but could she at least tickle my back?” “No happy ending!” she yelled, getting louder. “I don't want a happy ending, you hot mess, I just want a little back rub. […]”