In one survey, dishwashing ranked No. 735 among 740 occupations in terms of status (only envelope stuffer, prostitute, street-corner drug dealer, fortuneteller and panhandler ranked lower).

Other word classes were excluded even if they met the statistical benchmarks as they were deemed to have low teachability.

Why am I surrounded by twatwaffles? I mean, what have I ever done to piss you off so much that these people give me grief? Huh?

The federation is investigating pledges of money and airline tickets that were reportedly made by Kang’s deputy, the former Malaysian shuttler Datuk Gunalan.