‘Pickney nah even got a gansey on — child must be freezin’! Shiverin’ like a Mexico bean.’

Microsoft was a niche business catering to a relatively small network of supernerdy customers.

ASKERD, lizard. Dry lizard, a land lizard. Watter askerd, a newt.

Manchester United's Tom Cleverley impressed on his first competitive start and Lampard demonstrated his continued worth at international level in a performance that was little more than a stroll once England swiftly exerted their obvious authority.