‘I should think all your lovely things get a rub-up weekly,’ said Diana, handing back the box. ‘Does anyone come to help you?’

• I'm never going back to that restaurant!
• Steady on! They only brought you the wrong drink.

You were acting v rude to his boyfriend on New Year's.

You might want to ditch the Crocs to pass the vibe check, Siobhan whispered. They're a little cheugy.