He had a round head as bare as a knee, a corpse's button nose, and very white, very limp, very damp hands adorned with rutilant gems.

They’re sexually active and eager throughout the first nine seasons, so this isn’t like the show breathing life into a sexless sitcom couple from the 1950s.

'Yar!' said she, 'you little meddlesome wretch, I have you now! I will serve you out for telling the salmon where I was!'

You got your puppers and pupperinos, floofers and boofers, even the exotic noodle horse and cloud. Yes, there are many varieties of doggo, but don’t do yourself a confusion.