And as for the other whale, why, I’ll agree to get more oil by chopping up and trying out these three masts of ours, than he’ll get from that bundle of bones; though, now that I think of it, it may contain something worth a good deal more than oil; yes, ambergris.

Kaplan’s post came in response to a fan complaining that he’d rather get waffle stomped than waste 20 minutes playing the competitive shooter without a winner being declared.

Then she calls the cops, reports your standard mad-dog black burglar.

They never seemed to want anything, even at the sutler's store, though the Lord knows there wasn't much there they could want except tanglefoot and tobacco.