The 34-year-old Fallon has also become a prolific Twitterer (yes, it really is him sending Tweets from his iPhone).

He tells me with great passion that she has bubbled him out of his youth; that she drilled him on to five and fifty [years old], and that he verily believes she will drop him in his old age, if she can find her account in another.

This was by no means a Disney cheapquel, and it's amazing just how far the old House of Animation has let the ball drop on 2-D animation -- only to have it picked up by the crew at Dreamworks.

What evil will not a rival say to stop the flow of grist to the mill of the hated one?