this humour may be a garous excretion and olidous separation

Dude, your girlfriend left you for your brother? That's jacked up.

“But he sent it to you, didn't he?” “No, he sent it to himself c/o me.”

Yes, but then the triumph of learning is that it leaves something done solidly for ever. Everybody knows now about dialect, owing to his dixery [Joseph Wright's English Dialect Dictionary].