Since px(0), px(1), py(0) and py(1) are all equal to 1/2, knowing only px and py yields no information on ε whatsoever. You have to be a student at Hogwarts to be able to get the values of p right!

Now I know you're supposed to lip lock in the movies, right?

You've been asking me questions all day, and I answered to help with the investigation, but I'm done now.

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