The videocard is responsible for drawing every polygon, texture, and particle effect in every game you play.

He was afterwards gazetted to a Cornetcy in the First Regiment of Life Guards.

A true witness of his times and the men that have lived in them, [Al. Rosetti] has sketched with a firm hand unforgettable portraits of an illustrious series of friends, in a ‘White Book[’], and has never disclosed the virulent pages in which he describes human larvae with the incisivity of steel engravings for a possible Black Book.

In essence, anyone who speaks ill of Linux in any context and under any circumstances is a Redmondian demi-demon or an infidel […]