While I believe that the documentary format is a crucial part of media journalism, I think it in dubious taste to tell this particular set of stories in a context so full of spectacularizing visual tricks and special effects.

Listen up. Nate nodded at Angela's root beer. That's what you should drink on your date with Patrick the Prick. So you'll be alert if he gets all handsy with you. "He won't get handsy. We're just having coffee.

The police were closing in on the thieves.

But Mary Ziganetti shook her head. Teresa never had the luck. Some people, they got a horseshoe up their ass, but not Teresa.