I've always grazed my animals on the common land and I'm not going to stop now.

All my eye and Betty Martin, thought I, I will have no more truck with you.

Panromantics, unlike biromantics, will tend to feel that their partner's gender does little to define their relationship.

He learned to despise the Germans, people he once thought fit to rule the world, but now so craven they ate French dirt for a glass of cheap campagne; he mastered the art of goldbricking. Sitting at his desk, bored and full of hate, he got fat and dreamed of Paris.