We need a hero. We need the boldest, hottest take possible, issued without apology, and without ANY kind of self-awareness. We need Denver Post columnist Mark Kiszla, who yesterday issued the Last Supper of hot takes ….

Blackburn's reaction to Newcastle's dominance was to send on Morten Gamst Pedersen and Jason Roberts at the break but Newcastle started the half as they ended it - in the ascendancy.

The wires were connected to a pacemakerlike unit, implanted under the man’s collarbone.

If my woman had only been sharp enough to have punched out the bottoms of a couple of chairs and sprinkled a few dustpansful of dirt over the floor, her visitor’s pocketbook would have shown up quicker than scat!