Her conversation is full of choccy bics, smack the botty, toothypegs, lovely choccy and Mr. Poddle.

[…] our eyes behold The plain unsceptred king, the man of gold, The thrice illustrious threefold millionnaire;

Any foot shape deviating from this model is conceived as a blemish, and the animal is unclean.

This is the same process that browns foods, such as bread crust. The more carbage we eat, the more glycation occurs.