Not since a journalist morphed into Al Pacino in The Devil’s Advocate has a metamorphosis been so jarring. Of course, there were clues: Michael kicked a puppy in the very second episode, and no self-respecting Elysium so closely resembles a chichi outdoor mall in Pasadena.

It was hot as fuck outside today.

At the end of the day, Women ☕ is just a snarkier, more conspicuous way of saying Woman Moment, another meme that has been used for the same purposes.

Instinctively, before they had a chance to open their mouths, she knew not only that they were bores but the quality of their boringness.