I wrote a complaint to the company, but they just sent me a canned response in reply.

Laydeez and gentlemen, you see here a picture of old Mother Earth, in the days when […]

… dismount thy tuck, be yare in thy preparation, for thy assailant is quick, skilful, and deadly. …

“The down-troddens′ day will come soon, then you ‘gin burglars’ will have to respect the rights of the weak,” retorted the other as he moved away to the “Rib-binders” reply. “Yes, and that day, both you and I, my friend, will have to pay more for the ‘girls’ than we do today.”