Swinging his bloody horns from side to side the beast cut a wide swath before him.

Becoming Trump requires a full hour of hair and makeup. He tapes three large photographs of the president, one in profile and two straight-on, to any mirror he’s using, and then uses Ben Nye CoCo Tan foundation to turn his skin the requisite shade of atomic tangerine, dabs on wrinkles, lengthens his nose, and so on.

The blogshop model, 18, makes up for her petite 1.65m frame with her sharp features and megawatt smile.

Other dislodged stones, however, convinced us the boys had not suffered from imaginitis[…]