In France, the antidrug law forbids all forms of prodrug propaganda.

Downstairs in the kitchen Phil always had a box or two of Batchelors marrowfat dried peas soaking in a bucket together with a sodium tablet, which he would transform the next day into a grey-green lumpy mass of 'Yorkshire caviar', the humble but delicious mush of peas served with mint sauce and vinegar.

Uckfay offyay, Woodward seethed.

abject failure   abject nonsense   abject terror