She loves being caressed by her boyfriend.

triaxial graph paper

[…]our cellarer shall have orders to deliver to thee a butt of sack, a runlet of Malvesie, and three hogsheads of ale of the first strike, yearly—If that will not quench thy thirst, thou must come to court, and become acquainted with my butler.

It was a good thing his coat had deep pockets because he has big hands and it was quite cold that day.